afragmentcastadrift:

Information Broker turned Shadow Broker, “monitoring” the adventures of one Commander Shepard.
For filantestar, mostly.

afragmentcastadrift:

Information Broker turned Shadow Broker, “monitoring” the adventures of one Commander Shepard.

For filantestar, mostly.

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

Can I have an Elcor squadmate? Can you imagine how FUCKING AWESOME THAT WOULD BE?????

candivase:

Happy Father’s day to all the alien lizard daddies in your life

I finally have a good excuse to draw baby cabbages, what of it

illwriteyouasuicidenote:

finding a planet with element zero more like

image

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

soyonscruels:

did anyone else see the edward snowden interview in the guardian about two days ago where he said that most of the NSA agents doing checks through people’s data are men aged 18-22 and that when they access photographs of attractive women naked they all send them to each other…

broternia:

*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

whiskerbiscuitbakery:

dear-cis-people:

Brave stormtrooper undercover in a cell of Rebel Scum 

With the way that some of these reenactors get about their…LARP, this person was probably, at the very least, threatened.

whiskerbiscuitbakery:

dear-cis-people:

Brave stormtrooper undercover in a cell of Rebel Scum 

With the way that some of these reenactors get about their…LARP, this person was probably, at the very least, threatened.

cleowho:

"Are you feeling all right, old chap?"

Frontier in Space - season 10 - 1973

Person: Hi, do you want pizza?
Person Nobody Likes: No. I'm being healthy. I'm not eating pizza because...
Everyone: Okay.
Person Nobody Likes: It looks so good, but the calories--
Everyone: Okay.
Person Nobody Likes: ...and the fat--
Everyone: Okay.
Person Nobody Likes: Here's a long explanation of my diet...
Everyone:
Person Nobody Likes: But I wish I could cheat LOL!
Everyone:
Person Nobody Likes: That stuff is so bad for you, you know? But you have fun!
Everyone who has left to go live their lives:
Person Nobody Likes: It's the gluten, you know? I don't know what that is, but it's soooooo baaaaaad.
Crickets who have come out because it's midnight now:
Person Nobody Likes: I cheated and ate an M&M yesterday! I spent an hour at the gym to make up for it but so worth it LOL.
Unfeeling universe:
Person Nobody Likes: Have you tried using cauliflower instead of bread to make a pizza?
Existential dread:
Person Nobody Likes: It tastes exactly the same, and it's sooooo much healthier.
Death itself:
Person Nobody Likes: I'm gonna go drink my soy smoothie now.
Person Nobody Likes: It's a small size.
Person Nobody Likes: Gotta watch my thighs!
Apocalypse, the end of all space and time as we know it, the fathomless void of nothingness:
Person Nobody Likes: BUT YOU ENJOY THAT PIZZA, FRIEND.